Rocking V Cafe :: Kanab, Utah
Restaurant & Art Gallery
97 West Center Street, Kanab, Utah 84741
phone: (435) 644-8001
The Hours
**********NewsFLASH***********
We're out of money so we have to open EARLY this year.
You WIN!!!!
Doors will fling open wide for Dinner
@ 5p, Thursday MARCH 4, 2010
If you're on TwitterFace of SpaceBook:
Stop wasting your life!
Get outside, suck some O2, grab some rays, breathe deep & start planning to make your way to The Big K.
That is an ORDER from Fearless Leader.
DO IT NOW.
Back to our show:
We will be OPEN for Dinner
5p - 9p
OPEN 5 days a week:
Th, Fr, Sa, Su & Mo
CLOSED 2 days a week:
Tu & We
This foolishness will continue for about a month or until we get our act together.
Then: sometime in April we will blast into Turbo Gastronomic Mode Factor 6 & be open 7 days a week.
Dinner 5p - 10p
Then again: some other time in early to mid May we will OPEN for Lunch.
That's is correct Sir, Lunch.
11:30p - 5p.
SO: after some other time in May, we will be OPEN for Lunch & Dinner!
Who knew?
All this will continue until we decide not to continue it.
However, Vegas oddsmakers are urging the smart money to go with that schedule through Halloween. After all the pumpkins have been slaughtered, only a few small, tree-dwelling, leaf-eating mammals who live deep in the recesses of dark forests on far- away continents seem to know what will come. Some of these creatures wear triangular party hats in the evening.
Now that you're all square on
our schedule: you may flop back onto the couch & resume your thumb-conditioning exercises with your iThang.
Class dismissed but not excused.
HoooHA!
Mahalo
V&V
ps: YES, Antarctica was just as fabuloso the second time! The krill harvest was poor so no Amphipod salad with beets & Tapir toes this season.
Over & Out.
psst: New menu will post as soon as Chef Boy R2 Dtoo wakes up from his mid winter a) slumber b) hangover c) vivid & freakish nightmare that he has 3 arms and a tail & has been forced to cook for 7 months straight, feeding a tribe of Uber-Amazons who only like their pasta served in scooped-out pineapples with monkey faces carved from soft cheeses, hanging upside down on top (of the pineapples which rest upon an unmade bed of greens & cubed, fake potatoes & real seaweed)
The Big Idea
We set out to create a fun place to eat great food, served by really friendly people, in a relaxifying atmosphere, surrounded by cool art & good music. Simple.
We want our place to be a spot where you can come and have a wonderful time after a fantastic day of hiking, a long day of driving, or a lazy, waste-lots-of-time-doing-nothin' day & find an oasis of enjoyment for your senses. We like the people who come through our doors to slow down, chill out & exhale. Sit down. Listen. Look around. Shut off that annoying cell phone. Stow the Crackberry. Enjoy your meal. Don't rush. Smile.
Smile again, because we're trying to do our part to make the planet happy. We compost 100% of our veggie waste. We serve water on request only to help conserve The West's MOST valuable resource.
And any water you do leave in your glass, as well as the ice melt from the kitchen, goes outside to make our plants happy & healthy. We recycle a large portion of our cardboard boxes as packing material when shipping art. We've also added a motion sensor to the lights in the gallery so they don't stay on all the time if nobody's up there.
At home, our garage door has been successfully insulated with the styrofoam sheets that come in our fresh buffalo shipments and we're starting on the walls & roof. We'll also be happy to give you the cardboard six pack holder for Polygamy Porter, so you don't have to get on the plane with the empty bottle.
Victor saves all the wine corks for the "house" he wants to build. Vicky is collecting all the candle wax for "the mother of all candles"(to go in the cork house, we think).
We're trying.
The Contacts
Phone: (435) 644-8001
The fax is mostly kept OFF to avoid wasting paper on junk holiday vacation packages & insurance pitches.
Call us if you need us to turn it ON
The Place
The Food
The Art
The Pix
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